Personnal Comment/ In The Spirit Of Playing SW:EaW

"Malu" Things That Might Happen When You Use Your Lightsabre

1. You keep making that crackling electrical noise with your mouth every time you clash it with your enemy’s lightsabre – even though the sound happens naturally. Now the whole Jedi council thinks you’re damn "suah koo".

2. Your mother accidentally uses it as a pole to hang the laundry.

3. That irritating Harry Potter boy next door keeps shouting “Lumos!” whenever he borrows your lightsabre and turns it on, even though you keep telling him no need.

4. Because you went over to the Dark Side, your lightsabre is supposed to be red in colour. But then you "suay-suay" forgot to replace the batteries, and then it turned pink, and now the storm troopers call you “Darth Sissy” behind your back.

5. You use it to cut open your durian, expecting the lightsabre to slice through its thorny hide like it did Luke Skywalker's hand. But "skarly", the whole durian disappears the moment the lightsabre touches it, like Obi-Wan did in Episode 4. So you go to Best Denki and ask for a refund.

6. Your fellow Jedi discover that you’ve been decorating your lightsabre with Hello Kitty stickers.

7. You go into the Jedi locker room, and panic when you discover that your lightsabre is actually much shorter than the other Jedi’s.

8. You turn it on while holding it backwards.

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